Gravity started a Twitter shitstorm this morning with a controversial Tweet.

The brave 3,000,000 year-old Glumpus revealed what it felt like to be whettmuplugged at a young age.

The controversial yet wildly popular book became an unexpected bestseller overnight.

An extremely high man massacred an estimated 96 people with a flashlight.

The Supreme Court has set new rules and guidelines on lighting that employers must obey when sending workers to inescapable government-mandated industrial complexes.

Earth was destroyed by Borbs after accidentally declaring war by lighting up the Empire State Building to honor health professionals.

The largely-peaceful Panda Liberation Army protests have suddenly gone violent.

Buxus Gorphoof was struck by a nuclear Yorpwert traveling at Mach 3 while attempting to pick up a penny.

SexualPredator, a holographic "Soundcloud core mumble rapper" has denied holographically sexually assaulting a 21-year-old holographic female.

An AI created to write erotic literature has become the first AI to win the Pulitzer Prize.